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Case of missing Whatsapp Dp

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BREAKING NEWS : The missing of display picture on whatsapp has created a havoc. Many people are getting in depression and above all, relationships are affected.

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Case1

Shamli : Nikhail your daughter is in wrong company!

Nikhail: What happened? What has she done?

Shamli : She has hidden her profile picture on whatsapp. She is surely having an affair that is why she is hiding it.

Nikhail: Yes, I will ask her tonight.

Jiya: Yo dad! Wassup?

Nikhail: I need to talk to you?

Jiya: Ya say?

Nikhail: Are you hiding something from us?

Jiya: No! What happened?

Nikhail: Then why your whatsapp dp is hidden?

Jiya: It is not hidden dad. I don’t know what is wrong with it. Some technical problem.

Shamli: Nikhail, your daughter thinks that she is smart and we are all fools here. She is lying. Keep a check on her!

Jiya: I am taking your phone. When you will tell me the truth then only you will get.

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Case2

Wife: I want a divorce.

Husband: What!! Why?

Wife: You have changed alot and this is a negative change.

Husband: I am not getting what the hell are you saying?

Wife: You don’t love me anymore. Are you dating someone else?

Husband( dumbfounded) : Are you in your senses? Why would I do that?

Wife: Then why your whatsapp dp is hidden? It always shows our picture but today it didn’t show. So, this clearly means you are cheating me. Otherwise, why would you do that?

Husband: I really don’t know what has happened. Trust me babe, I love you.

Wife: No, you are lying. Now my lawyer will speak to you.

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Case3

Jan KAum : I want to file a missing report.

Officer: Yes, please give me the details.

Jan KAum: My whatsapp dp is missing. Can you please help me find that?

Officer: When you saw it last?

Jan KAum: Yesterday I updated my dp but nobody messaged me to praise about my dp. I found something suspicious. I checked the dp, it was there. But when I asked my wife, she said it was not there. I was baffled when she said all that. And today, the reporters have shown this news of missing dp. Please take some action about it.

Officer: Okay! Thankyou for corporating with us. We will deal with this.

The investigation for the missing dp starts and when they find out that the leads are at Jan’s home. They surround his house. The officer goes in his house.

Jan Kaum: Hello sir! Have you found out?

Officer: The culprit is in your house.

Jan Kaum: What are you saying? I live here with my wife and my 7 year old kid.

Officer: Come with me in this room.

It was the kid’s room and he was lying on the bed with phone in his hands. He opens whatsapp and laughs. He had accidently created the hide your dp option. When The officer confronted him, he got scared. He told his dad,

Kid: I was chatting with my friends and I had your make your changes id. I accidently did that and thats why everybody is unable to see each others dps. Sorry dad!

Jan Kaum: He quickly changed the settings and everyone could see the dps.

HEnce, The case of the missing whatsapp dp was solved and the option of hide your dp was introduced.

P.S. : I wrote this random writeup on whatsapp dp. There is nothing real in it. It is to lift the mood and mock at us only as we are so addicted to whatsapp these days.

 

 

 

 

Rains Series : Part1

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It was a pleasant day. I decided to go to an exhibition with my dad. The exhibition was boring and I was lost in myself. I had no interest in what that sales girl was telling me about a certain piece of cloth named PLAZo. She was enthusiastic and I was least interested. I was unable to concentrate anywhere because my mind was lost in him. I told my dad to drop me to my class and he agreed to it. We were on activa and don’t know from where, it began to rain heavily. Dad stopped the activa near a bus stop. There were some people who were already standing there. We occupied the nearest available chairs. My salwar was completely soaked in water and I hugged myself tightly. I noticed a familiar face gazing at me. He had worn black shirt and blue denims. It was him. I saw him after two long years. He looked changed. He had put on some weight. I wanted to wave but guilt overpowered me. A drop of tear rolled down my cheek. I had turned my face and began to notice rain. I was looking at the rain and somwhere, his eyes were not leaving my sight, waiting for the answers of his unasked questions. But, I had no strengths to face him.

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My dad shifted all his stuff in a plastic bag that he always carried. He looked towards me and said,”The rain is not going to stop for the next two hours. So you get an auto and go to your French class since you are getting late.”  I agreed to his suggestion and nodded. He looked for some auto. He looked for some autos and their he got one. My dad and he, both called for the same auto. I sat there and he was too there with me in that auto. I was in a state of tabula rasa and my mind was bugging me with so many questions, ” What if he asked me? What if he hates me now?” Suddenly there was a bump on th road and I was about to fell when he pulled me towards him. I was breathing heavily and my wet black-blonde hair were on his face. He met my black eyes and we both were lost in each other. After some nano seconds he carefully tucked one strand of hair behind my ear and whispered,” You still look beautiful and your heart even today beats for me. Your silence gave all my answers.” I was taken aback and kept flaunting his innocent eyes. The auto stopped and it was his destination. He stepped out and went away in the right direction. I kept looking at him till he was out of my sight. My heart was bleeding with pain. I wanted to call him but couldn’t. He was my past  which was like rain, that comes, makes you wet and goes. After that the rain stopped. I reached my class but still I could feel his warmth and his hypnotic voice.

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Insecurity

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Insecurity is the feeling of being left. Everyone goes through feeling, be it a friend, companion or anyone. When a friend befriends someone, you feel insecure and this feeling arises jealousy.You feel scared all of sudden. Your heart feels you will lose your loved one. You end up becoming possessive and you, yourself don’t come to know about it. these things seperate you from him and you become the reason behind it. Continue reading →